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Use Your Imagination! by earTHMama: 12:07am On Jan 30, 2009
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize , you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down,


and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your IPod.
Re: Use Your Imagination! by chidipupay(m): 12:58am On Jan 30, 2009
Thank God 4 giving us yash to mess,
Re: Use Your Imagination! by earTHMama: 6:12am On Jan 30, 2009
Me too; I thank God that I can fart because it's the sweetest experience in our bodily functions.
Re: Use Your Imagination! by Gabry(f): 6:31am On Jan 30, 2009
Amen Amen Amen!!!! YES!!! grin
Re: Use Your Imagination! by sweetmum(f): 12:27pm On Jan 30, 2009
he must have been embarrassed embarassed
Re: Use Your Imagination! by chidipupay(m): 12:31pm On Jan 30, 2009
ma ka why will he be ashmed, na everbody get yash
Re: Use Your Imagination! by earTHMama: 9:31am On Jan 31, 2009
he must have been embarrassed

Why must it be a HE?. Why not a she abi women no dey fart?
Re: Use Your Imagination! by dani1luv: 12:45pm On Jan 31, 2009
women fart omo u go run mad grin

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