1.Lend me a Kiss and I will pay it back with interest.
2.One of the cardinal rules of dieting is no must see you stuffing yourself. That way you can blame the diet that it is not working.
3.Have you ever noticed that the more money you have the more you have to spend to stay happy?
4.If you thought I care about you then you are deluding yourself because you cannot face the truth.
5.Oh for the good old days when Black Friday fell on a Friday and people did not know about it.
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