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new car by Nobody: 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2005 |
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited and minute and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, why even Jesus had long hair...." To which his father replied...."Yes, and they WALKED every where they went!" |
Re: new car by goodguy(m): 8:41pm On Oct 12, 2005 |
wow! where do u get all these funny jokes? |
Re: new car by hotangel2(f): 4:02am On Oct 14, 2005 |
he's good. |
Re: new car by esconedge(m): 10:40am On Oct 14, 2005 |
dat is great u know,d man showed him he waz born b4 the son was... |
Re: new car by fabian(f): 5:31pm On Oct 14, 2005 |
Ha, ha! very funny! |
Re: new car by Maneater1(f): 12:33pm On Jan 23, 2007 |
AMEN, smart priest |
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