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Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 5:39pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Now that the world today revolves around sex, it takes religious, personal, high level of discipline and self control for a guy to vow of celibacy in a relationship, except one is in a crazy religious environment. 51 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by englishmart(m): 5:44pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion" There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring. She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people Forget me for prison? ![]() I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her. Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled.. after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol. I lock up like say she no talk anything.. The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin. One fateful Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality.. I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. ![]() Hesitate to dig and see if I would find raw gold. ![]() I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy. " come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey? ![]() ![]() She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty. You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu [/b] ![]() 833 Likes 102 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 5:44pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Mine wasn't nice at all There was this drop dead gorgeous girl called Rita, met her through a close pal. . . We were friends, Got to know each other better, later things got way serious and we started dating. . . I can recall that there was a day she asked me if I ever had sex, I bluntly said Yes and fired back the question at her and asked her to be honest. . . She said No, that's she's a virgin and Bla Bla bla **** Like two weeks later na after strategising on the perfect way to Pop her Cherry ![]() We started kissing and all that ish, but any attempt I make to reach the "promise land" the Babe go grab my hand and would remind me that she's a Vee mainwhile from the look of tinz she was already H*rny and wants the Mula* I overpowered her by reaching out for her sensitive spots, and b4 one could say jacksparrow oboi I don peel yam finish (naked) As I juss wan enter "promise land" with my Rod of moses. . . she jerked(fear catch me sote me sef shift back) and was on her knees crying then dragging my leg she said "Albert I'm sorry, I'm not a Vee, I have done it once with my ex but he forced me ![]() Oboi vess catch son of man, my mula way don long like that new bridge way dem just build for Kano juss lose morale ![]() See as I juss dey look her > ![]() I was speechless for like 3mins I juss asked the "secondary virgin" to dress up and leave my room which she initially refused till I help her dress up and walked her to the gate like a Gentleman ![]() **** I later had to grab vasline that day ![]() **** Some Days later, I fvcked the lying spirit out of her body and I didn't feel a thing ![]() Mtscheeeew! SCAM of life! ![]() ![]() Oboi. . . I congratulate myself for writing this epistle mehn. that Nigga' above me suppose collect fried hot knock for sitting on my head ![]() ![]() Cc: oga Tosyne2much, u must gimme something for this epistle. . . Hopefully one of your Biitches ![]() 265 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Kayoski(m): 5:45pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
virginity scam... shey topics no dey to discuss anyways because say na tosin2much keeping my space for front page... beware of scammers not for sale 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:46pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
If you guys didn't hype this "virginity" of a thing so much, then maybe, just maybe, she would have no reason to 'scam' you. 78 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by falconey(m): 5:46pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
make i buy diz land incase of incasity 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Ahmed0336(m): 5:51pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
typing.......... |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:53pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Here to read lies ![]() 61 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:53pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Ahmed0336: No Story for the gods please. Thank You. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by chimerase2: 6:02pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
There was one side chick like dat some time ago I met her, a SECONDINARIAN for dat matter We got rolling and she told me if she must visit me dat I won't touch her dat if I touch or try to act funny she will scream ![]() ![]() Chai I felt bad cus ma friend who told me abt de gal prior to meting her said she is not a virgin ![]() Well she came after evritin she ended up in ma bed but believe u me low and behold dat mumu gal no even be semi virgin not to talk of being one chai ![]() Wen she left I called her and asked her why she lied to me, she come de appologies chai girls eh 15 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by killercute16(m): 6:12pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
In Asari's voice:-Virginity is a scam. Meanwhile,somewhere on nairaland some girls are still claiming virgins. ![]() 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by cutekenneth(m): 6:14pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much:chairman, u self don. buy half of d land finish ![]() tosyne2much:chairman, u self don. buy half of d land finish 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ritababe(f): 6:16pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Why would a woman lie about her virginity? 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Jayjay0(m): 6:16pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
![]() i will be back 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by SkinnyDude(m): 6:23pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
she said she is a virgin. and couldnt allow me to enter. i finally melted her down. so, when i inserted my finger, (i have to test with my finger first). the 'borehole' swallowed my finger, my middle finger for that matter (you know how long it is). man! i was shocked. i shouted jisos m oh!... after that incident, i stopped believing women. must they lie with everything? 7 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by englishmart(m): 6:32pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
alberto2k:lol. Oboy you don high ni? This your post come dey make me laugh like mumu inside motor ![]() 25 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:33pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:39pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
I once dated a lady for 5 months claiming sister Mary and that no guy has ever touched her body. Because of her deceiving and convincing holy holy life style possessing a charming attitude, the climax have ever had with her is peck on her cheeks. One day, the eediot mistakenly forget her phone in the room to buy something from a near by store and a message pop in on her phone which says "I like squeezing your b**bs and fvcking u" I confronted her with it and the next thing she uttered was it was the devil's work. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 6:44pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
englishmart:Boss. . . I no High anything o, Na those lying Biitches matter dey boil my head so. Itz been a while boss You and Ice.berylin juss scarce like Virgins ![]() ![]() 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 6:45pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Alberto2k and Englishmart don kill me with laugh oo. I don laugh so tey my boxers fall comot. ![]() ***Modified*** Two of una suppose dey write sexuality article in pidgin. Chaiii Osanobuaaaa!!!!! ROTFL, LWKMD 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by stephenqueen: 6:48pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Make i buy this land first i dey cum,i go comment later 3 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 6:50pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
wristwatch:Bwahahahahahaaha rofwlkdm ahaahahahaa I laf so try people dey look me like say I don kolo. Roflwkmd ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 6:53pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by DanceVille: 6:55pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Just passing-by... I haven't ever be deceived by that...My Eyes sharp wella because "Not everything that's Glitter is Gold".. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:55pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kinglekan: ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by richardoz(m): 6:56pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Story Time! *sitting with legs crossed sipping a bottle of kunu...* 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by dkronicle(m): 6:58pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
D day i wanted to insert, she told me she was raped 2days b4 dat day. 64 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by chibwike(m): 6:58pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
They cant deceive me na...i test..before...i do. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 6:59pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
prettythicksme: Oya tell us ur toriii. How u jacksparrow1207 tk discover say u nor be virgin. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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