There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

Lady: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Lady: "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat,  It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

Man: "What's the price?"

Lady: "Only $1,500.00"

Man: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much, "

Lady: "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ,  and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year, "

Man: "What price did he quote you?"

Lady: "Only $60,000, "

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Lady: "Great! Before we hang up, something else, "

Man: "What?"

Lady: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property, "

Man: "How much are they asking?"

Lady: "Only $450,000,  a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover, "

Man: "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

Lady: "OK, sweetie,  Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

Man: "Bye,  I do too,


" The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 

Nice one Gabby

Chei, that man has bought karara for the owner of that phone

its a pity she dosnt know d voice of her husband

lolito

Wetin be lolito ooo

meaning LAUGH OUT LOUDLY

hhehee

who dey laff lyk dat?

the man wey too busy

THIS BEN how you take no say na d man wey dey busy??


Just tell us say na so u dey laugh LIKE THAT

no mind benjamin

yeah i no go mind am jare


HMMMM PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIIIIIIIIII

HMM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TO BEN NO NAME

Crazy ooo

Walahi, dat woman's hubby don die, chei

too much

*coughs into y hustlers face**

I gat cold

lol
i love dis


lol, loling
lol- tation
lol- ment
lol- mentation
lol- mentality

if malaria persists after 2 days pls, consult ur doktor

women! women!! women!!!. . . . .








. . . . I reserve my comment

reservoir filled 2 d brim

JUST DO AS @romade HAS SAID BELOW

if malaria persists after 2 days pls, consult ur doktor

@GABY WHERE U AT?

MISSING YA

olulu:

lol
i love dis


lol, loling
lol- tation
lol- ment
lol- mentation
lol- mentality

lol- menstruation
lol- menapause

steve49ja:

women! women!! women!!!. . . . .








. . . . I reserve my comment

Common Stevie, you know Im not like that

Y-HU§TL£R:

@GABY WHERE U AT?

MISSING YA

I thought you no want me hia. . . Thats why I left somehow ooo

gabry no o, we want u here o.

Oooooops

After the wedding. . . . After the wedding. . . After the wedding. . .

a wedding to seun
aww am so happie for thee

don't later be jelous o

no be my small work

WHICH WEDDIING UNA DEY TALK ABOOUT EEEEE?


wey una no invite me

My sister's wedding. Its this coming 14th February