1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
women herself offers the other one. And that was the
origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's
upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini,
Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After
sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one
helps you once you're bleeped.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got bleeped to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and
satisfaction? What the Bleep! and What a Bleep!
6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for
no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to
make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is
supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his
life..!
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate
someone else.
LAST BUT BEST ONE...
When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her
stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis
and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

Heheh! Observin from under my duvet
''Booked''

*spits out drink*
rotflmao!


Space bookers association of nigeria.

What do u want us to gain 4rm dis .... But well said sha

number 8 na d real deal.