After many years of hustling i finally got recognition. I was invited to come and perform at the opening of Infinix Hotel. The guests at the opening event were Tonto Dike, Rita Dominic and Tiwa savage. In my mind i have finally hammered but as a local artiste fear was in me so my friend Efe gave me one advice that if i smoke weed i will have confidence. Sharperly, i accepted the idea. After i smoked the weed the M.C then shouted, Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Ofego. It was then that i climbed the stage. As i held the mic and started scattering the show with my jokes, as i finished Tonto Dike of all people came to meet me personally and told me i was so wonderful that she has fallen in love with me. Is then that i followed her to her house. It wasn't a small thing that happened that day as we entered her room she started kissing me. I then put hand in her breast but then noticed the breast is very strong. I asked her, Why are your breast so strong? Immediately i heard a hot slap on my face and i woke up from sleep. My people i lying down naked on top of a snooker table inside the hotel. I couldn't remember anything at all. I then asked Efe how did the show go, whether i performed well? Is then that Efe told me i did not perform in any show say, as i drew the weed is then that i fainted. The worst of all, the breast that i thought i was pressing was a snooker ball that i held on top the table. My people where will i start from now?

Smh. Rubbish.. The power of oshobo weed on u. Imagining what will never happen. TK it easy. U need rest

looooool

nice joke

Sigh




Boss

Orijin101

And

Ggrin


Abeg where I fit share my own 420 experiance ?

I mean which section ?

Inkman:
looooool

nice joke

naijaboiy:

lagmostkuit:

Orijin101:

Habba.... You people should laugh naa..Lol..the OP try no be small..

naijaboiy:

:/

Nice try but ur joke didnt make me pause my tea

Hahahahahahahaahaahahahahaahhaahaahhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!that was a hillarious one ma guy!

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mhizpeaarl:
Smh. Rubbish.. The power of oshobo weed on u. Imagining what will never happen. TK it easy. U need rest

True talk

lmao! really funny