There's this friend I've got.. who's a lil on the bigger side.
She returned to Naija recently and became an instant fan of our music, most especially Iyanya's.
She told me she'd twerk to songs for nearly an hour each day.. and of course I laughed

By the time her weight started dropping like mad, everyone started asking how she'd done it.

Yeah she didn't guess till a couple of us were hanging out with her and we talked for a looooooong while then decided it must be the daily twerking.

So one of our skinny friends said okay she'd try same and we laughed.

Before you know it her family members were like ‘are you not eating?' Do we need to see a doctor?' and blah blah cos she's now literally a broomstick

I'm only 60 kg and really tall so I won't try it so I don't end up like a PHCN pole haha

Tell am sey , me wan see how she fit twerk, we wan compete Ni .. Small tin wey I fit do for 5hrs, tell am make she pm me make I show her, twerk small thing

umm no romance? or video of the girl twerking

Blackett:
If you weigh 50 kg and you're really tall, you're already a nepa pole.

No offense.

Modified. Thot I'd typed sixty

Well it seems to be working for Miley, as she attempts to pull off the disappearing act. So I don't see why it wouldn't work for you

"Somewhere in Amerca, Miley Cyrus is still twerking"

my brothers and sisters this young woman is not telling us the truth.

Show us her picture.