AirborneLacer:


Volleyball? That's somewhat less dignifying.

The game doesn't even have legends, is hardly watched and hardly recognised.

You just don't love following the crowd.

I play volleyball, I love watching people play Basketball..
Btw, no sport is less dignifying, just that football rakes in more money.

standd:


I play volleyball, I love watching people play Basketball..
Btw, no sport is less dignifying, just that football rakes in more money.

Football rakes in more emotions and following.

The claim that it rakes in more money isn't actually true.

For instance, if we're looking at the biggest endorsement deals in sports, it would be hard to find a football player there. Golf's Rory Mcllory is locked up to a 10-year, $250 million endorsement deal with Nike.

Lebron James, Derrick Rose, McClaren, George Foreman etc are other notable names who're making top dollars way more than most top football players.

If we're looking at a sports league that pays more, then you're sure to find the NBA i.e National Basketball Association on top of the chart. It's ranked as the highest-paying league, with 441 players across 30 teams earning an average of $4.5 million per year in the 2013-14 season.

The NFL which is the American's version of football pockets a mammoth $90 million per year from Pepsi - that's the biggest you can find.

Infact honey, the only area I think football has got an edge is TV deals i.e the cash made from TV contracts.

So you see, some sports are not really important, and your favoured volleyball just happens to be one of them

I guess it's time to learn how to kick football

AirborneLacer:


Football rakes in more emotions and following.

The claim that it rakes in more money isn't actually true.

For instance, if we're looking at the biggest endorsement deals in sports, it would be hard to find a football player there. Golf's Rory Mcllory is locked up to a 10-year, $250 million endorsement deal with Nike.

Lebron James, Derrick Rose, McClaren, George Foreman etc are other notable names who're making top dollars way more than most top football players.

If we're looking at a sports league that pays more, then you're sure to find the NBA i.e National Basketball Association on top of the chart. It's ranked as the highest-paying league, with 441 players across 30 teams earning an average of $4.5 million per year in the 2013-14 season.

The NFL which is the American's version of football pockets a mammoth $90 million per year from Pepsi - that's the biggest you can find.

Infact honey, the only area I think football has got an edge is TV deals i.e the cash made from TV contracts.

So you see, some sports are not really important, and your favoured volleyball just happens to be one of them

I guess it's time to learn how to kick football

I stopped playing volleyball for a while when I got this very hard/fake ball that almost broke my wrist. And about kicking football, I'll pass I had rather play BBall or Tennis.

standd:


I stopped playing volleyball for a while when I got this very hard/fake ball that almost broke my wrist. And about kicking football, I'll pass I had rather play BBall or Tennis.

Tennis? Now we're getting somewhere baby!

I can't wait to see you on the court, Jesus knows I can't wait.

With each swing of your racket, I'm definitely sure to catch a glimpse of your neat white panty which would be hidden underneath your mini-skirt and of course the sight of your boobs swinging like the clapper of my church's bell.

Oh Jesu! Inshort hottie when are you kick starting your tennis career?

AirborneLacer:


Tennis? Now we're getting somewhere baby!

I can't wait to see you on the court, Jesus knows I can't wait.

With each swing of your racket, I'm definitely sure to catch a glimpse of your neat white panty which would be hidden underneath your mini-skirt and of course the sight of your boobs swinging like the clapper of my church's bell.

Oh Jesu! Inshort hottie when are you kick starting your tennis career?

Eh You need Jesus

Standd! Let's not detail further?
Okay, I'm here.

laykorn:
Standd! Let's not detail further?
Okay, I'm here.

Lol I mean derail. Oya, ask away. #5,000 per question

standd:

Lol I mean derail. Oya, ask away. #5,000 per question

Shoro niyen?
Na my daddy own CBN abi?
I no interview again sef......
So, does it something to do with standing out like I asked?

laykorn:


Shoro niyen?
Na my daddy own CBN abi?
I no interview again sef......
So, does it something to do with standing out like I asked?

Hmmmmn. Maybe

.

standd:


Hmmmmn. Maybe

Here, you're the celebrity and I'm the interviewing reporter.
We go again. Does it have something to do with standing out?

laykorn:


Here, you're the celebrity and I'm the interviewing reporter.

We go again. Does it have something to do with standing out?

I know you have a black belt and several ribbons But, I also have a reputation for giving people transformational slaps that will transport them to another age and time. So choose one, will you take my last answer as the final answer or do you want to be slapped back to your grandfather's era

standd:


I know you have a black belt and several ribbons But, I also have a reputation for giving people transformational slaps that will transport them to another age and time. So choose one, will you take my last answer as the final answer or do you want to be slapped back to your grandfather's era

I take your answer. Now, I'm scared of you.

Next question:

Do you look like AyaMatanga? I just need to know.

I mean:

-Are you genetically related to AyaMatanga?

laykorn:


I take your answer. Now, I'm scared of you.
Next question:
Do you look like AyaMatanga? I just need to know.
I mean:
-Are you genetically related to AyaMatanga?

Lmaooo
*slaps him to death*

standd:


Lmaooo

*slaps him to death*

*packs bag, runs away and tá mò danfo before reaching death.

And tomorrow's leading headline is: AyaMatanga finally returns; female celebrity beats journalist to coma.

I don't have a black belt. I don't own ribbons too; I'm not an events decorator.

laykorn:


*packs bag, runs away and tá mò danfo before reaching death.

And tomorrow's leading headline is: AyaMatanga finally returns; female celebrity beats journalist to coma.

I don't have a black belt. I don't own ribbons too; I'm not an events decorator.

hmmmn..I bet your inner mind is getting rebellious then. Btw, why ayamantaga? Are you high?

standd:


hmmmn..I bet your inner mind is getting rebellious then. Btw, why ayamantaga? Are you high?

You saw the piece? Lol. What do you say about it?

High ke?

AyaMatanga was the only woman who could do those things that are written in the books of your reputation.


Do you have an idea if Ojuju Calabar was male or female?

laykorn:

You saw the piece? Lol. What do you say about it?

High ke?

AyaMatanga was the only woman who could do those things that are written in the books of your reputation.


Do you have an idea if Ojuju Calabar was male or female?

Why? What book? You have lost me again, as usual.

Can't stop smiling....... Miss you loads.

kenwins:
Can't stop smiling....... Miss you loads.

Who are you missing na

Lacer

standd:
Lacer

You, you voted for your smaller version abi?

Let's see if she will win...

standd:
Lacer

C'mon bae, not with that face.

Distance is a freaking bastard, I really hope you know that honey.

.......

AirborneLacer:

C'mon bae, not with that face.
Distance is a freaking bastard, I really hope you know that honey.

I know . How are you? I miss you

semitunde:


You, you voted for your smaller version abi?

Let's see if she will win...

Lol You eh.
Why do you say she is a younger version of me? Someone mailed me to come vote for another contestant, I got there and saw the babe, and I knew I just had to vote for her..Lol
Hope they don't catch me though.

standd:


I know. How are you? I miss you

I'm fine bae, it's been quite rough lately, but it's all good.

We happen to share quality time together, so it's only normal to have one party missing the other, when we're not together.

Boo I wanna express my love for you in a different way. It's no longer secret that I have a performing inclination

So I'm thinking of seeing your parents.

AirborneLacer:


I'm fine bae, it's been quite rough lately, but it's all good.

We happen to share quality time together, so it's only normal to have one party missing the other, when we're not together.

Boo I wanna express my love for you in a different way. It's no longer secret that I have a performing inclination

So I'm thinking of seeing your parents.

Lol You mean I should ask them to register on NL so you can meet them
Anyway, my dad has been coming here as a guest so you can start greeting all the guests on NL till you find him

standd:


Lol You mean I should ask them to register on NL so you can meet them

Anyway, my dad has been coming here as a guest so you can start greeting all the guests on NL till you find him

Damn it, I should have known! A guest kept viewing this thread the very day we went 18-rated

Oh Lord, I'm finished. I shouldn't have played out that little vignette of lustfulness.

What do you think that man is gonna think of me now?

He'd rather have his nyansh impaled on a giant cactus than to see me marry you.

AirborneLacer:


Damn it, I should have known! A guest kept viewing this thread the very day we went 18-rated

Oh Lord, I'm finished. I shouldn't have played out that little vignette of lustfulness.

What do you think that man is gonna think of me now?

He'd rather[b] have his nyansh impaled on a giant cactus [/b]than to see me marry you.

smh

standd:


smh

He's hating on me now, no debates there.

Could there be a way out of this clusterfuck?

Tell me, have the man ridden a car before? If yes, what model?

I feel like sending him to heaven

standd:


Lol You eh.
Why do you say she is a younger version of me? Someone mailed me to come vote for another contestant, I got there and saw the babe, and I knew I just had to vote for her..Lol
Hope they don't catch me though.

I just saw something's sha. Traits similar to yours. Can't explain it though. Maybe its the looks.

The arsenals are also formidable