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Help Me??? by Nobody: 7:20pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
I didn't know how girls fart, and outta the blue moon while me and my girlfriend were kissing, she farted... I couldn't believe what I heard and it even smelled...can somebody say Ewww? Now for the last couple of days I hav been pondering whether I should break up with her or not because I'm still grossed out about the fact that she farted when we were kissing Any positive advise is welcomed |
Re: Help Me??? by ronald4lif(m): 7:23pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Please dump her. She needs to be in a relationship with someone more deserving. Wonder how she ended up with you in the first place. 1 Like |
Re: Help Me??? by marshalcarter: 7:28pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Lwkmd Na bks she fart you wan dump am?? Lol Gals gan na wa for una ooo...after the whole baybay...chik...damsel...angel stuff na una mess dey smell pass Mr OP...after the action happen..wat was the reaction cos every li2 action..der's a reaction |
Re: Help Me??? by VickJames(m): 7:29pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Swear it, you've not kissed before. |
Re: Help Me??? by 25omega(m): 7:29pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
RomanZeus:immaturity. Go ahead and break up with her because you love beating off more than you like pnssy anyway |
Re: Help Me??? by agarawu23(m): 7:30pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
mumu |
Re: Help Me??? by charijee(f): 7:34pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
RomanZeus:Hahaha ....that shows she's human bro |
Re: Help Me??? by ginawest(f): 7:49pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
dump ha n gimme ha Numba...lemme tell ha some signs to luk out for so dat she doesn't end up wit anoda senseless bf 1 Like |
Re: Help Me??? by Beamborla(f): 7:50pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Ladies don't fart... Durrrrgh! What we release is as beautiful as a unicorn. You are priviledged to experience first hand a historic event. |
Re: Help Me??? by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:13pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
ginawest: Lesbian alert! |
Re: Help Me??? by ginawest(f): 8:19pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:wot z dis one saying? |
Re: Help Me??? by Nobody: 8:23pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Umm guys... Before u put the whole blame on me She actually did it on purpose She lifted her left yansh and and just let it out... I'm really sad right now 1 Like |
Re: Help Me??? by Nobody: 8:31pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
marshalcarter:she just did the rick ross grunt and said "ouch" |
Re: Help Me??? by nanauju(f): 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Op this sounds like a Teenage romance. Pls cut us some slacks |
Re: Help Me??? by Survivor33(m): 1:17pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
RomanZeus:Mr man, dats too petty and trivial a reason to put an end to the relationship. At best I think she is free and comfortable with you. Every one farts. Since u find it disgusting tell her not to do it in your presence whenever she gets the feeling. besides, HOW did you notice her elevating her left butts to pass d gas since you both were kissing |
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