Every guy is guilty of acting funny when they spot pretty
ladies and I won't blame us because we are moved by
what we see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It
started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw
eve, calling her "the bone of my bones". . Hehehe the
guy use d toasting skills well..!
When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things
which I will summarise below;
1. Lustful starring: This is common to all guys when they
spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting
with friends, etc. There is this kind of 'look' guys show
on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body
shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in
gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.
2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who
happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy
will stay @ a strategic point to watch her moves, when
she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend of
mine(lady) told me of a guy who is obsessed stalking
her @ CMS bus stop every day around 7pm when she is
going home(lekki). It funny though when love becomes
lust. Obsession replace love.
3. Phone call: Ladies love rich dudes, agreed! But not all
ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some
guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is
when they form story calling some one; they are
expecting shipment/container @ apapa, they should
send dat 1 billion naira to his account for business
transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding
KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!
4. Flaunting: It's good when guys flaunt their asset
(money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty
lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset.
Hehehehe funny and silly at same time. Such guys,
many of them will end up on her maga list.
5. Love letter: In the olden days when technology is just
@ the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies,
they look for shakespare love poem, compose love letter
and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who
cannot lay their hands on shakespare, they compose
funny love letter like "you are the egg in my egg roll.
Without u, I am puff puff" (just kidding though).
Currently technology has grown, toasting has change
skills. Guys send PM, mails(nairaland , facebook 4 e.g),
voice sms, phone calls, etc. It's funny when u spot a
pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to
send love message to someone u have not met. Hehehe!
Funny act indeed.......

not all guys doo all that you have mentioned

I don't stalk.

Ancient techniques...OP, you are still living in the stone ages.

Me will just walk up to you and bare my mind. If you like it, we roll, if you don't, you roll and I ball...Simple!

Speak for yourself man. I don't do those things. Maybe I've sent 4 pms or thereabout to two users, but that's it. Speak. For. Yourself!

#i so love ma life#















#listenin to bob marley-i wanna love you#

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Love Letter

Only headless men will do this. My wooing game is tooo strong for all this.

Op i am sorry i didnt read more than 4 lines.

justmag:
Only headless men will do this. My wooing game is tooo strong for all this.

wha do you know bout wooing ladies

WARRIBLOOD:
wha do you know bout wooing ladies

bring your girl and I'll show you.

All for beauty? Why are you painting every guy a freak? I dunno about you, but I'm not obsessed with looks. There are pretty girls everywhere, something else should make her special and worth any attention.