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Rules Of Bedroom Golf by valyzubxx(m): 9:46pm On Apr 25, 2015
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by sinaj(f): 9:50pm On Apr 25, 2015
cool
Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by FLAWLES(f): 9:52pm On Apr 25, 2015
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Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by Elslim: 9:54pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lolz...
Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by okabe(m): 10:46pm On Apr 25, 2015
grin Funny how evrytin fits


Dat nõ 3 tho...lol
Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by rudebouy: 10:52pm On Apr 25, 2015
Dis was rily humourous. Kudos to the originator of dis.

Kood yob!
Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by valyzubxx(m): 7:06pm On Apr 26, 2015
These are just simple rules of the game cheesy cheesy
Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by marggy(f): 8:38pm On Apr 26, 2015
@op i liked ur creativity tho funny but it makes alot of sense. tumbs up for u.

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