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Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by koolet: 9:03am On Apr 26, 2015 |
Could remember some couple of years ago while i was still living in kaduna with my parent we all attended CAC, i always sit @ the back with sweets in my pocket, incase the pastors goes boring Earlier before that sunday was a busy saturday night full of fun,night chatting and nairalanding till..... fades away present sunday: ......8am still sleeping MUM: kunle shey ooni dide ni?(wont you stand up??) ME: yawns, stretching my arms n'legs making funny sounds ...dad footsteps approaching my room', realises and jumps outta bed wandering like am looking for my shoe or something, prostrated before him while he handed me fewu notes for offering, then off to hiding till hes gone. Now da boss is gone to church and am free to do things freely and slowly, switchs on the tv to read Aljazeera headlines switches it off, ironed my ankara attire, wasted extra one hour bathing combing and viewing the mirror, zoomed to the kitchen to have my share of the sunday white rice.. 9:00am, bounced off to buy #30kopiko then off to church, came through the back door, the first face my sight caught was the ushers, my big time fear @ church back then... the service continued, now it was time for sermon checked my pocket for sweets it nomore ghen ghen then i knew wahala dey, 10 minutes after my vision start fading away and i started nodding my head, choi the sleep sweet die like ave never slept beafore, the usher noticed me and tapped me i turned to her opened my red eyes very wide to show her am not sleeping, brought out my shades opened my bible infront of me slept so deep that i even dreamt of devil knocking me off lolzz... those were my techniques back then but now am changed now holding a post in my church. share ur hillarious techniques @ church 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by demmy0325(m): 9:10am On Apr 26, 2015 |
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Re: Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by imbless: 9:16am On Apr 26, 2015 |
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Re: Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by sanklose: 9:19am On Apr 26, 2015 |
that sweet system dont work for me at all i will still sleep even with 10 tom-tom in my cheeks my shades does it all. it would again today arsenal vs chealsea here i come, expecting this match made my day |
Re: Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by prevail23(m): 9:42am On Apr 26, 2015 |
i have a particular way of smiling while am asleep in church so dey tink am listening to d sermon... i fit use dat technique sleep till service end but dere was a day pastor asked every1 to be on dia feet and i was busy sleeping with my face like dis ..d female usher was like Bro.prevail,why are u smilling at d pastor na? |
Re: Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by Barbarthundey(m): 1:24pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
pls I need a gospel wedding song ooo... abeg help me suggest one or post a download link. Thanks in anticipation... |
Re: Your Hillarious Sleeping Techniques At Church by koolet: 6:33am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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