A man goes to the doctor with a long
history of migraine headaches.

When the doctor does his history and
physical, he discovers that the poor guy
has tried practically every therapy known
to man for his migraines and STILL no
improvement.

"Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines,
too and the advice I'm going to give you
isn't really anything I learned in medical
school, but it's advice that I've gotten from
my own experience.

When I have a migraine, I go home, get in
a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while.
Then I have my wife sponge me off with
the hottest water I can stand, especially
around the forehead. This helps a little.
Then I get out of the tub, take her into the
bedroom, and even if my head is killing
me, I force myself to have sex with her.
Almost always, the headache is
immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and
come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a
big grin. "Doc! I took our advice and it
works!

It REALLY WORKS!

I've had migraines for 17 years and this is
the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I
could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You
have a REALLY nice house"

And he walked out of the Consulting
Room

The Doctor was lost in thoughts

What would you do if you were the
Doctor

Some one has some 'splaning to do. The doctor's wife is about to become an ex perhaps?

Why so many criminals and ne'er do wells on nl?

Do we blame gej for this?

Eya, poor woman!

The patient simply took to his advice so he should bear it after all the doc should have known that it is not all women that are gifted with the ability to cure margarine only the likes of his wife

Very bad and humourless joke.

I see nothing funny in a security threat.