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My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by Nobody: 6:09pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed it and blew out one of my car's tires, so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old brother approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron...does anybody have a better idea? |
Re: My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Yeah, right. |
Re: My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by TrishaP(f): 6:15pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Picture pls |
Re: My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by Nobody: 6:17pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Re: My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by Briee(f): 6:20pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
what is romantic about this? |
Re: My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by TrishaP(f): 6:56pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
RomanZeus:Yes I want to see it |
Re: My Dog's Testicles Are Stuck In A Mousetrap by japhmanuel: 8:36pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Eya |
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