Does anyone know of any of these type of real life stories?

well i knw a girl that used 2 style for me wen i was in 100L thoes days
she used 2 feel that she owned the world after God and i was head over
heels in lust for her,anyway i cudnt get her den and she beat her chest den
that i wud be the last person she cud ever go out wit cos she knew i really
had smtin 4 her,anyway 4/5yrs later, she is still sending me threat messages
till date that if i dont go out wit her she wud track me down and hurt me
or she wud hurt herself and leave a note that i caused it, and she never did
but i stil remind her wot she told herself,i dnt have anytin 4 her anymore cos
im tied down 2 a yoruba girl smwher now, i wish her d best anyway

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well i knw a girl that used 2 style for me wen i was in 100L thoes days
she used 2 feel that she owned the world after God and i was head over
heels in lust for her,anyway i cudnt get her den and she beat her chest den
that i wud be the last person she cud ever go out wit cos she knew i really
had smtin 4 her,anyway 4/5yrs later, she is still sending me threat messages
till date that if i dont go out wit her she wud track me down and hurt me
or she wud hurt herself and leave a note that i caused it, and she never did
but i stil remind her wot she told herself,i dnt have anytin 4 her anymore cos
im tied down 2 a yoruba girl smwher now, i wish her d best anyway

Is it me? How is this a rags-to-riches romance story? At best this would be a "Law of Karma" (or a no-condition-is-permanent) story.