1. The anger of the penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with his mother's breast but not his father's scrotum (Ghana)
4.the man who marries a beautiful wife and a farmer who grow corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you don't knw her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who said that nothing last forever have never tried Hausa perfume. (nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows were her husband is every night is a widow (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your scrotum is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (nairaland).

recycled but still rib cracking