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Boko Haram In Church - Joke by OKNkanu(m): 12:25pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Boko Haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can't escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what's your name? pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu. If you were in the congregation, what will be your name? Oya anse me let d fun begin? |
Re: Boko Haram In Church - Joke by blessedapple: 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Thank God i will never in that kind of congregation, in case it happens, it will be "Zulu King" (So that no stranger will near me. |
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