•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of
everything,they say isn’t a good thing.
Don’t get me wrong,to queue is a good
thing as long as it promotes orderliness
but when it becomes a regular thingy,it’s
one hell of a frustrating thing;especially
right under the SUN.
I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM
spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome
lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture
theaters, you name it!
•TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am
class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-
stop any later than 7:30am,then rush no
more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20
minutes late because the distance from
town to school is just like a journey of
Egypt to Israel by foot.
Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm
class(let’s say you get fortunate
enough,the ‘workaholic’ lecturer releases
you by 6:20pm)*lol.
Just have it at the back of your depressed
mind that you’ll get home nothing earlier
than 8pm after spending hours on the
snake-like queue(Unless you ‘shunt’ your
way out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na
Tanke straight up o *tongue-out)
•FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my
favourite. You see,Unilorites and false
rumours are synonyms. Prof. A.G Ambali
said students will be given N10,000 each.
UNILORIN is now number 1 in the
Universe. CBT results will be out on the
31st of February.
Our Level Adviser gave birth to
quadruplet. Freshers will be given ‘I-pad
'(how much are you paying that the school
will now give you I-pad? C’mon,it’s a
school,not a charity) *Some Unilorites
ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet
some students are from.
•SUN: If the World Meteorological
Organization had visited UNILORIN in
2012,they wouldn’t have named the
‘Death Valley’ the hottest place in the
world. You go to school in the morning
looking cool,bright and dapper but it’s
your dark twin that arrives in the
afternoon.
The most annoying part about the Sun is
it’s dehydrating aspect. So annoying.
Going to the Bank Area by foot is like
taking a voluntary walk to hell.It’s no
different from carrying the sun on your
head. Wearing caps and shades offers
little/no help I must say. *By the way,I
wonder how the ‘Suit and Tie’ and ‘Varsity
Jacket’ dudes cope.
•HOSTEL PALAVA: Though this only
happens during the first 6 weeks of
resumption,but I still find it funny. I had
determined friends who skipped classes
and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of
computers waiting patiently for the hostel
portal to be opened. In the end,they still
weren’t able to get one.How sorrowful. lol.
If only they devoted the time to study;who
knows?*shrugs* They could have been
scholars *hehe
Unilorites, Feel Free To Add Yours.

moral lesson is that no condition is permanent even soldier wey dey war front no say is for a time

All Nigerian universities have a long way to go to achieve better student welfare.by His grace,we will get there.

rep Great Ife!!