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Hilarious Hell, Even In Hell Nigeria Is Not Equipped. by Nobody: 12:17pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
A man died & goes 2 hell. There he finds that there are different 'hells' for each country & decides he'll pick the least painful 2 spend his eternity. He goes 2 the German hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told, 'first they put you in an electric chair 4 an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails 4 another hour. Then the German devil comes in & whips you 4 the rest of the day.... The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell & finds that there is a long queue of people awaiting to go in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first, they put you in an electric chair 4 an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails 4 another hour. The Nigerian devil then comes in & whips u 4 the rest of the day." "But that is exactly like all the other hells, why r there so many people waiting 2 get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside & says, " 1. Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. 2. The nails were paid 4 but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on... 3. The Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet & goes back home for other business" A man died & goes 2 hell. There he finds that there are different 'hells' for each country & decides he'll pick the least painful 2 spend his eternity. He goes 2 the German hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told, 'first they put you in an electric chair 4 an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails 4 another hour. Then the German devil comes in & whips you 4 the rest of the day.... The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell & finds that there is a long queue of people awaiting to go in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first, they put you in an electric chair 4 an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails 4 another hour. The Nigerian devil then comes in & whips u 4 the rest of the day." "But that is exactly like all the other hells, why r there so many people waiting 2 get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside & says, " 1. Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. 2. The nails were paid 4 but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on... 3. The Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet & goes back home for other business" 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Hell, Even In Hell Nigeria Is Not Equipped. by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
very funny. i lyk ur photo, ure very beautiful. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Hell, Even In Hell Nigeria Is Not Equipped. by Abbycite(m): 11:22pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
MissAssy: hmmmn |
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