DanceVille:
Nice write up Miss

izuch:
Babe your head dey there. Well articulated write up, im sure you'll be able to take proper care of me.

Mizdeee:


Siddon dey wait for me o. I dey come

Mizdeee:
Sometimes, as a girl, you wonder why it seems like nobody wants to stay with you. You are always dumped by people you like and then you create threads about different kinds of yeye problems on Nairaland. No, the problem is not from your village, you are also not possessed. this kinds thing can be easily avoided if you had followed the right steps. So, today, I will share some tips on how to keep your man close

1) Get a brain. It will shock you the number of girls that lack a quality brain. News, they don’t read, sports, hell no, history, for what?, music, they don't want to know anything besides the name of the artistes, movies, they cannot mention the name of one director apart from Teco Benson . Baby, please start reading far and near, so that you will prove yourself good company. Show me a man that will not take a well-read and confident girl around and I will show you Goodluck Jonathan. (na joke o)

2) Be independent yourself. This point cannot be overstressed. If you are the type that asks for money for toothpick to hair, abeg stop. He is not your central bank. You are not his Mrs yet. Instead, use your time to create a strong venture for yourself, earn a little money too. If you want him to take care of your every need, what about your family? Will he also do that? If you cannot help yourself please remember your poor parents and siblings

3) Give him respect. Ladies, forget all these equality rubbish here. Your partner is the "head". If you are the type whose mouth runs faster than fuel pump, please learn to tame it especially when you are with him and his friends

4) Are you the type of girl whose standards are higher than the Eiffel tower, please start cutting it down. Nobody is saying you should throw your standards to the gutter but please be realistic. He takes you out and if you can't have Rice, Chicken, Ice-cream and everything you can't eat. If you can't shop in expensive boutiques, you will go naked. How about you make some of those monies first huh?

5) If you are in the type of relationship that includes sex, please baby, go learn some sexual skills. Don't be just there in bed. Once again, Google is your friend as I don't know much about that matter

6) If you are the makeup type, please learn how to make up properly. Sometimes I see different kinds of makeup that are simply hilarious, eyebrows running North, eye shadow flying in space. Girl, you don’t want to look like a masquerade. Men appreciate good make up. If you cannot enrol in a makeup school, my dear sister please, use YouTube. If you still cannot, kuku carry your natural face like that.

7) Keep fit, wear a smile, be yourself, love yourself and be confident. Go forth my ladies and shine.

Mizdeee:

Thank you bro. We are managing

IamOdin:

will u marry me??