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Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by alaricsaltzman: 10:29am On May 06, 2015
mince pie --- meat pie
doughnut -- donot
reverse- reverse back
raise your hand --- raise up your hand
heel -- high heel
better -- more better
so/therefore -- so therefore
tecno -- chinko/china phone
be right back -- i'm coming
leave -- oya come and be going
cheesy grin

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Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by piagetskinner(m): 10:34am On May 06, 2015
XBLadez:
Corruption - Kworuption Osibanjo - Osibade APC - All Kworogresip Conpidence Everybody - Ebrybody
- Buhari
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by piagetskinner(m): 10:34am On May 06, 2015
XBLadez:
Corruption - Kworuption Osibanjo - Osibade APC - All Kworogresip Conpidence Everybody - Ebrybody
- Buhari
Lol...u funny die#make him catch u
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Emytexboy(m): 10:42am On May 06, 2015
smvinreal:
This so funny got me laughing over here

the north tongue...
APC... afici
PDP... fidifi
come... cwom
five... pipe
four... poor
seven... sebin
Oga... awga
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by ogwomba(m): 10:44am On May 06, 2015
Garbage--douthy(dirty)
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Emytexboy(m): 10:46am On May 06, 2015
the north tongue... APC... afici PDP... fidifi come... cwom five... pipe four... poor seven... sebin Oga... awga police officer... folis opisa
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by mtchris(m): 11:03am On May 06, 2015
Basildvalour:
Chin Chin = Shinshin
Popcorn= puffcorn
Penalty= Penarity
Offside= Upside
grin
Offside=Offsight
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by sinizia: 11:04am On May 06, 2015
allanphash7:
Arsene wenger - asewenga
Chelsea -sesea

Mobile Police- muba Police

Noodles -indomie

Toothpaste- maclean

Insecticide- flit
I don die. gringrin

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Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by saintbecky: 11:07am On May 06, 2015
Very funny thread grin

lemme add mine too
School fees- owo school fees
Certificate- cafiticate
Church- shorsh
Stupid -stewpid
080...-Ho-eight-ho
Knicker- short nicker
Sit down- Take your sit
Fart- Mess
............lolzzzz








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Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by newbies56: 11:08am On May 06, 2015
It has full- iyah full. Brazier- bray zee. As in- Hazin. Lend me #50- abeg gimme sky. Catholic- Cato-ric. Its all right- issorait. Taxi- tanksi
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Nobody: 11:18am On May 06, 2015
XBLadez:
Corruption - Kworuption Osibanjo - Osibade APC - All Kworogresip Conpidence Everybody - Ebrybody
- Buhari
There is God= Dearis godu Na only u waka come On behalf 50 million naira i donate my family Ojukwu is dead but his manhood still live= Mama shepopo
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Nobody: 11:18am On May 06, 2015
XBLadez:
Corruption - Kworuption Osibanjo - Osibade APC - All Kworogresip Conpidence Everybody - Ebrybody
- Buhari
There is God= Dearis godu Na only u waka come On behalf 50 million naira i donate my family Ojukwu is dead but his manhood still live= Mama shepopo
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Olatara(f): 11:21am On May 06, 2015
Rolly - Lorry, Lubber - Rubber, Lice - Rice. Anambala ppl. Can't even pronounce d name of their own state.
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by tolustx(m): 11:30am On May 06, 2015
Luedave:
lol.. add yours too lets have fun ....

That is why we all nid this: https://www.nairaland.com/2269658/egl001-use-english-lecture-1
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by muyiwah666(m): 11:47am On May 06, 2015
Stroll...... Stroke
Yes........... Yelz
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by rosemachi(f): 1:18pm On May 06, 2015
Luedave:
lol.. add yours too lets have fun ....


It only applies to the Yorubas and not all Nigerians smiley
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by onedox: 1:21pm On May 06, 2015
boko haram :koko aram
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Originalsly: 1:44pm On May 06, 2015
sukkot:
when he says i am eating shiken and ships in osford street
Lwkmd!...this thread is mad funny.....but is d truth!
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by biGPoppaSays(m): 2:08pm On May 06, 2015
Iwant2know:
Ok. Check dis out...
Let's go - Less go
Traffic Jams - Go slow
Chicken - Shiken
Kitchen - Kisshin
Linesman - Lassman
Mobile police - Mobba police.
Cupboard - commbord
ceiling fan - Silly fan..

Still Thinking...lol


pal...you bad pass
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by worth(m): 2:12pm On May 06, 2015
Seasoning=Maggi Football=Fubol Margarine=Butter At home=Ahom
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Nobody: 3:17pm On May 06, 2015
rosemachi:


It only applies to the Yorubas and not all Nigerians smiley
shoroniyen:-/ .... Wah ya say bayi?
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Nobody: 3:23pm On May 06, 2015
Basildvalour:
Chin Chin = Shinshin

Popcorn= puffcorn

Penalty= Penarity

Offside= Upside

grin
pocporn
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by timilehing(m): 3:30pm On May 06, 2015
Shouting Up NEPA after power outage.
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by niyi16(m): 3:59pm On May 06, 2015
allanphash7:
Arsene wenger - asewenga
Chelsea -sesea(ilorin people)

Mobile Police- muba Police

Noodles -indomie

Toothpaste- maclean

Insecticide- flit
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Rotswag(m): 4:24pm On May 06, 2015
TOWEL = TAWUL (most nigerians)

LONDON, RONALDO = RONDON, LONALDO (most niggaz frm SE)

MANGO = MANGORO ( my northn fellaz)

Most especially wen u r bein calld names like CHAIRMAN, OGA or BROS. Jst kn dat he/she is a ful tym 9ja breed.
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Fulaman198(m): 4:24pm On May 06, 2015
Loll I love this thread

Apple: Appul
Bath: Baff
When we say 'Ah ah'

Car: Ka
Shower: Shawa
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by buchichukwu69: 5:24pm On May 06, 2015
[size=38pt]Bath = Baff[/size]
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Infinix20: 5:26pm On May 06, 2015
Luedave:
lol.. add yours too lets have fun ....

pacquiao-kpakawo
c.ronaldo-ororo
chin chin-shin shin
chewing gum-shingum
maggi-mangi
popcorn-puff corn/guguru
champions league-shampions lig
nylon-lylom
groundnut-granut
flour-flawar
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by rezzy: 6:30pm On May 06, 2015
ovadoze:

@ bolded South east doesn't pronounce oyel, it's common with Warri and Edo state if u re doubting me check Patrick Obiahagbon's speech 'a country that has oyel'

It's true. My husband always laugh at me any time I pronounce oyel
Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by darkashes(m): 6:41pm On May 06, 2015
See me off-escort me
Mob the floor- rub the floor
School uniform-schooniniform
Refrigerator/fridge- everything na freezer
Stingy-pepperish
Aunty the soup have sawa
Chuk it inside
Nylon-lylon
The current is low
Vulcanizer-fukanizer
The driver is speeding
The battery has 'rusted'
Big bowl-buta
All Radio/t.v,generato,rphone repairer na electrician
Recess time-breaking time
Pouring out-poing away
Padlock it well

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Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by Nobody: 6:49pm On May 06, 2015
rezzy:


It's true. My husband always laugh at me any time I pronounce oyel
Lolz

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