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Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by pimplucious: 7:13am On May 05, 2015
Thought this should be worth sharing.

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

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Re: Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by Hakolahwohle(m): 7:20am On May 05, 2015
grin o boi na d manager be d real thief. I think he has a doctorate degree in stealing.





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FTC. Good things coming my way
Re: Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by lolaxavier(m): 7:22am On May 05, 2015
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Re: Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by ritababe(f): 7:24am On May 05, 2015
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Re: Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by yuncka: 7:25am On May 05, 2015
The armed robbers are learners.

Reminds me of an episode of papa ajasco, where pa james, alinko, papa ajasco and ms.kpekpeye stole about 20million from d bank and it was announced dat dey stole over 80million. Pa james, stormed the police station angrily demanding why dey should accuse dem of stealing more dan dey actually did. grin
Re: Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by bewla(m): 8:07am On May 05, 2015
any how them de same level
Re: Btw The Bank Robber And Bank Manager, Who's The Thief? Pix by wahalababe(f): 9:34am On May 05, 2015
angry d bank manager na proper thief. if i was d thief i for block am for riad ask am for dat money...i swear

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