A man has been charged with stealing his own barrister’s mobile phone during an appearance at a magistrates’ court.

Bobby Heath, 25 of Lee, south east London, allegedly took the phone at Bexley Magistrates’ Court on May 1.

Heath was appearing in court to plead guilty to charges of possession of cannabis and driving without insurance.

He was fined £65 plus a £20 victim surcharge for possessing cannabis and fined £100 plus £150 court costs and had his driving licence endorsed with six points for the motoring offence.

Charges of driving a motor vehicle without the owner’s consent, driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence and riding a motorcycle without protective headgear were discontinued at court.

He has been bailed to appear again at Bexley Magistrates’ Court on June 2 regarding the alleged theft of the mobile phone.

SirLewis:
Lawyer: Me Lords I put it before this honourable court that my client is innocent of the charges levelled against him, I have credible evidence to prove this claim on my mobile device.

*starts feeling pockets, realizes his client has stolen his phone *

Lawyer: Me Lords scratch that. I put it before this honourable court that my client is a thief, a pick pocket and a kleptomaniac with no sense of moral restraint

Ehimzy:
.....that's white dudes...imagine the lawyer being Nigerian

since1914:


He probably would have pounced on his client, and with the help of other lawyers present in the courtroom, they would have communally beaten the fear of God into him.