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The New Face by feelgood(m): 2:38pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
The New Face A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny. His wife's tissue type was a match, so she offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you"? "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!" |
Re: The New Face by iice(f): 2:50pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha good one |
Re: The New Face by Oracle(m): 11:36pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
yeah, really good |
Re: The New Face by sy2000(f): 3:00am On Sep 14, 2006 |
o my god that joke really cracked me up |
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