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Talking Dog by jinny542(m): 3:06pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
FIDO THE TALKING DOG A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. "Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I going to get more dough?" Then he gets an idea. He calls his father. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks. "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!" "READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." And his father sends the money. At the end of the semester, the boy has a problem. When he gets home, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he gets home, his father is all excited. "Where's Fido? I just can't wait to hear him talk and listen to him read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your dad still messing around with that little blonde who lives in Next Street?' The father says, "Oh, shit; I hope you SHOT that lying son of a bitch!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!"
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Re: Talking Dog by jinny542(m): 3:16pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." |
Re: Talking Dog by hayprof(m): 5:29pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
The father says, "Oh, shit; I hope you SHOT that lying son of a bitch!" Like Father Like Son! |
Re: Talking Dog by jinny542(m): 9:00pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
The guy knoes what his popsie can do. |
Re: Talking Dog by Oracle(m): 11:18pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
I love the one of the redhead, heard of the talking Dog joke before |
Re: Talking Dog by jayemkay(f): 11:28am On Sep 12, 2006 |
hahahaha |
Re: Talking Dog by iice(f): 3:34pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
Ahahahahahahah funny |
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