*As someone trekked from Lagos to Abuja to
congratulate Buhari for winning the presidential
election and another cycled from Abuja to Lagos
to thank the yoruba's for
voting for change. If change will be £1 to 0.001
kobo I will swim from Akwa Ibom to Australia
*Its only in DoroBucci Video that someone will
play Golf at Ikoyi
Lagos Nigeria and it will land at
white house washington DC USA!.
* When your life is in Darkness, pray to God to
free you. If you are still in darkness after
praying,
biko pay your electricity Bill.
* Girls with Bow Legs wearing Leggings Be Like
PLIERS!
* If you Marry a Girl that can't cook, Bros your
case dey Mr.Biggs!
* The way Manchester City is going down they
will soon discover Oil!
* Guys, when a girl say you are the best man in
her life, don't be surprised to see yourself
standing beside her husband on her wedding
day!
* Seeing girls with half of their Boobs showing
on
Social Networks is like MTN advert, you see it
everywhere you go!
* If you snap with HD camera and you still look
ugly, my dear forget it, your ugliness is like Peak
Milk because "It's in you"!
* The best way to know the real name of a
Nigerian Girl is to
ask for her account details. That is when
Natasha
Hills turns
to Funke Balogun!
* You don't have to be in the UK to be OK. Help
comes from above, not from abroad.
* Finally, I'm suggesting dat Garri should be in
the first aid box..Mehn! that thing saves lives.
Have a sweet night, God bless who loves
you

Garri in the First Aid Box indeed! That Box will be tagged Nigeria's Own First Aid Kit. A very funny, yet educative piece. Thanks Bro.

Nyz 1@op




U go take origin??

You mind morning tea so?



Sips

garrri in d first aid box got me laughing.

Best way to discover a girls real name is so spot on