second year OAU medical students
were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They
all
gathered around the table and there was a
real
dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by
telling them two important qualities of a
DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be
DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For
example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead
body's ANUS and put the finger in his own
mouth
and
TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did.
The
students hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually everyone inserted their fingers in
the
body's ANUS and tasted it. When everyone
finished
tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them and said:
"The
most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I
inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd
finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted.

What the f****?