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An Interview With A Kenyan Immigrant by Aybamdbay(m): 9:35pm On May 11, 2015
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is
thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain
yourself and
stop wasting my time? What's
your
personality like?
MUZO: M. P sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to
you.
MUZO:- sir, how was M. P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u already have
M. P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone. Send it to
those u desire
to put smile on their faces. God
bless.
I have sent this to u because u
are my M.P.
(My Padi).
Re: An Interview With A Kenyan Immigrant by delishpot: 9:41pm On May 11, 2015
grin no be small thing o

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