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An Interview With A Kenyan Immigrant by Aybamdbay(m): 9:35pm On May 11, 2015 |
OFFICER:- what is your name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- In full please MUZO:- Muzo Phiri OFFICER:- your father's name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? MUZO:- Melvin Phiri OFFICER:- your native place? MUZO: M.P sir OFFICER:- what's that? MUZO:- Muchinga Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification? MUZO:- M.P OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! MUZO:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? MUZO:- Money Problems OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? MUZO: M. P sir. OFFICER: and what is that? MUZO:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. MUZO:- sir, how was M. P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again? MUZO:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think u already have M. P MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless. I have sent this to u because u are my M.P. (My Padi). |
Re: An Interview With A Kenyan Immigrant by delishpot: 9:41pm On May 11, 2015 |
no be small thing o |
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