A friend sent this to me on WhatsApp.

Alcohol drinking Competition between Two
villages in Niger Delta. A week to the competition, Otukpe village sent a delegate
to Ovwiri village to comfirm if the competition will still hold.

On arrival, the people of Ovwiri brought out
20 litres of their strongest OGOGORO (DRY GIN) and kola, the delegate asked if he could taste. He finished the 20 litres of the OGOGORO and said,
“Dis one dey ok………Wey the main drink?”.

People from Ovwiri shouted, “Shuooo!…. you dey come for the competition?” The guy answered, “Me Ké!!! Noooo oh!


….. I no qualify

Lol