AFRICAN PROVERB
1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with his mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Kenya)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Zambia)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles or breast is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving
issues without using violence

lol. Very funny

And because the sun is too hot, it does not mean the fowl will lay boiled eggs.