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Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by brightec(m): 9:18am On May 12, 2015
Holy Toasting...!

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does
not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and
night, so that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you will be
prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time
to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and
sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is
excellent or praiseworthy—think about such
things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Re: Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by iamakbar(m): 9:20am On May 12, 2015
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Re: Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by agarawu23(m): 9:21am On May 12, 2015
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Re: Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by DickDastardly(m): 9:24am On May 12, 2015
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Re: Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by Icocop101(m): 9:40am On May 12, 2015
Great toast! But certainly not the best way to get a girl you want.....
Re: Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by Nobody: 9:55am On May 12, 2015
Change the title to:
Godly way a Christian brother should ask a girl out!!

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Re: Is This The Best Way To Get A Girl You Want by Nobody: 9:55am On May 12, 2015
Change the title to:
Godly way a Christian brother should ask a girl out!!

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