When men of the Nigerian Police arrests you and check your phone and at that moment, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come,
buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight".
How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47 Vodka) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet Energy Drink)?
To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone.