There is crime, and there is insanity. The owners of the shop did not press charges because to them it was the latter.
Holly Fray from Pitson, Pennsylvania had a genius idea for shoplifting goods. Keen eyed store employees noticed the very resourceful thief shoving food up her dress and called the police.
Thinking she was hiding the goodies in her underwear (no pun…), Police gave her pat down but did not feel anything…then some oranges dropped and rolled to the floor. Oranges! Several!
Well, Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search and she discovered that the goods that rolled out were just the tip. Officer Anne discovered a mini store in the woman’s vagina – a dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more.
The store didn’t press charges against the thief because they said the situation was too funny.

can this be true?!??! bread? eggs? oranges??
that woman ain't a human being! whatever she is, only God knows. I know the vagina z elastic, buh everything has limits na!!

Lwkmd.

U mean shop rite in her VG?

Police woman just had a dip.

Abeg I no swallow this Lamba.

Range rover sport no dey there?

And the eggs did not break? Please tell me another lie.