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Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by nedu2000(m): 4:12pm On May 13, 2015 |
Visited onitsha last weekend and took the opportunity to visit my 87-yr-old grandma,she's never one to hide her feelings,after the pleasantries and everything she got down to business. Conversation was in igbo (obviously) G-MA : nedu2000 who are you going to get married to? ME : No (on 2nd thoughts so that she doesn't arrange one for me)....yes G-MA : is it yes or no?okay where is she from? I don't have any girl friend for now but decided to just give her the state of origin of two female acquaintances I know but lying to grandma.....conscience ME : er,em....i never asked them,i think Delta and Imo G-MA : I don't like them,if you must marry she should be from Anambra and if she's from Anambra I don't want Awka and Onitsha girls and she must'nt be 'ndi Mary' ME : yes ma G-MA. : Good!!come closer and cut my finger/toe nails for me My grandmum is hypertensive so we've all made it a point of duty to give her positive news so you won't blame me for giving her a 'yes ma' answer. I will not use any of her criteria in finding a wife, thank goodness my parents are more liberal somewhat sha [b] MUM: she must be a Christian in words and actions DAD : your wife must be female (thrilled[/b]) Let's share some of the criteria our future partners must possess as derived from our friends/parents/siblings 1 Like |
Re: Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by Nobody: 4:22pm On May 13, 2015 |
No BOKO HARAM |
Re: Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 4:47pm On May 13, 2015 |
Mum no white lady,DAD doesnt mind |
Re: Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by nedu2000(m): 4:59pm On May 13, 2015 |
mkpakanaodogwu:strangely enough,some families will throw a party if their son brings home a woman from a dollar,pounds nation....due to poverty |
Re: Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by nedu2000(m): 4:59pm On May 13, 2015 |
vichks:boko haram? figuratively or literally |
Re: Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 5:06pm On May 13, 2015 |
nedu2000:mum don't like them his two younger bros married white wemen |
Re: Conditions Parents Give Their Children As Regards Finding A Life Partner by Nobody: 5:39pm On May 13, 2015 |
nedu2000:Literally |
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