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| Countries Procedure On How To Catch A Thief. by mascotbest(f): 1:59pm On May 14, 2015 |
The American police style: Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief. Wealthy Chief. A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued. CHIEF: Hey officer! I just got robbed! POLICE: (brings out a pen and piece of paper) Where and When sir? CHIEF: Today in my house. POLICE: Ok. CHIEF: The worst is that those hoodlums slapped and knocked stars out of my eyes. POLICE: (looks up immediately) What is the color of the stars sir? Read more... "CLICK HERE TO ENTER LATEST LAUGHING JOKES FORUM" |
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