my brothers come let's all have a nice time....cuz body no be fire wood.


Anyway two of mine:

I was visiting this girl I hadn't seen in a long time, and my chances of getting laid were pretty good to begin with. So this cheesy move did a perfect job: she was talking about germs and stuff, and how she sanitize her hands all the time. So i reach across the table, take her hand in mine and say
''My sister do you have to sanitize them now?''
''No...''
I just keep my hands on the table, casually playing with hers, and continue talking so it doesn't get awkward. After just a minute she's already happily squeezing away
AT MY HAND, MY D1CK LOL

The other one of mine:

I think i was in a shop where they sell pefume and this fine girl that worked there comes up to me and ask:
''Hey do you need help finding anthing?''
I replied
''No because i just found you...''
The girl melted! Her guard was completely destroyed and she had this huge grin on her face! I was sooooo smooth!

The smoothest thing I've ever said to a woman is your skin is smooth.

You have a very sexy body. Works all the time.

saw a lady told her I want to 4uck her n she agreed without hesitation I took her to my crib n straphed d hell out of her.

Teempakguy:
mine is,
Abeg free me, you are not the only girl in the world. She melted.

ginawest:

talk na

Ruffychuks:
saw a lady told her I want to 4uck her n she agreed without hesitation I took her to my crib n straphed d hell out of her.

Aaahaaaa....mmm...

uhmmm..Not smooth enough!

All the comments sucks bro if she sees you in a classy ride na she go come ask you wetin be your name na from there class go come dismiss. Its money doing all the sexy talking no long story. If you think am lying ask guys with bad ass rides how it works.

www.

Thinking. . . .

Lets have sex but no string attached

I told one black pretty girl dat she was so amazing just the way she is. And she was like are u 4 real?

Baby what is your ATM pin .....

Mhizkel:
uhmmm..Not smooth enough!

my sister you know am smooth like that with any girl.

Cholls:
my sister you know am smooth like that with any girl.

okay

I told a girl i met at bus stop that her beauty is attractive even to a blind man, and she collapsed. i have to run for my dare life.