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7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Dammielog(m): 8:23pm On May 14, 2015 |
Masturbation, or self-pleasure, can be your only way out when those Konji-moments hit you hard in the groin and there is no one to calm it for you. You might be married and away from your lover or single and seriously searching. Whichever category you belong to, being able to masturbate may be the only option, as opposed to getting paid sex or turning a criminal by get non-consensual sex. Unless sex becomes an addiction to you, then there is nothing wrong with it. Research has also shown that those who masturbate enjoy sex better than those who do not. Anyway, if you decide to masturbate, there are a few things you must not attempt: 1. Do not masturbate dry. The skin of the p*nis is sensitive and rapid rubbing can hurt it and leave you injured. To prevent this, ensure you use some form of lubricant. You can buy one from the counter or improvise with petroleum jelly (and sometimes soap). 2.Do not masturbate for two ejaculations in a row. Some guys are known to resume masturbation immediately they ejaculate, doing it again and again until they begin to hurt. This is harmful. Masturbation should be a quick-fix, not a regular mean. 3.Do not try to delay ejaculation for too long. Sometimes, keeping yourself from ejaculation as the masturbation excitement builds up can intensify the orgasm However, extending the delay-time can leave you with a painful sensation inside the p*nis. 4.Do not try to penetrate anything. Unless you have a toy vagina or a doll, do not attempt to penetrate an object or improvised vaginas. You could get serious injury. 5.Do not let any substance get into the p*nis. If you are one of those that use soap to masturbate, be careful not to let the soap suds slide into the urethra. If it does, rinse with ordinary water quickly. Otherwise, you’ll experience an extremely painful, burning sensation whenever you try to urinate. 6. Do not masturbate too frequently. If masturbation becomes an addiction, you are in trouble. One of the likely problems is quick ejaculation and weak erection. Do not masturbate in a public space. It is a crime to cause public nuisance by masturbating in public. You can get arrested. The final and ultimate rule is to always approach masturbation with clean hands. Dirty hands can leave you with harmful diseases. Also, clean up after with clean tissue or water, not a random item. Source++ http://guruswapaz.com/forum2_theme_111123351.xhtml?tema=420 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Princecalm(m): 8:26pm On May 14, 2015 |
this is serious 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 8:29pm On May 14, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by wunmi590(m): 8:38pm On May 14, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by dharay99: 8:42pm On May 14, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 8:43pm On May 14, 2015 |
omo, where is diz vaseline sef? 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Feranchek(m): 8:51pm On May 14, 2015 |
Hmmm... Orijinal... Orijinal.... Orijinal......!!! How many times I call thee ![]() |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by marshalcarter: 8:52pm On May 14, 2015 |
![]() #singin..how would you lyk to smoke sum weed# 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by ITbomb(m): 9:00pm On May 14, 2015 |
So e don turn from "how to stop" to "how to do" #Endtime 3 Likes |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Ewizard(m): 9:23pm On May 14, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Flashh: 10:24pm On May 14, 2015 |
To all conc masturbators take note! |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 11:06pm On May 14, 2015 |
Hmmmmmm........ Taking notes |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by deywarley(m): 11:09pm On May 14, 2015 |
Informative ![]() |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by samseen02(m): 11:53pm On May 14, 2015 |
Orisirisi. |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Dezzx(m): 12:42am On May 15, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Baddestguyp(m): 1:18am On May 15, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by CrazyScientist: 2:20am On May 15, 2015 |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Abbey2sam(m): 5:21am On May 15, 2015 |
What about the female version 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Oyecute(m): 5:51am On May 15, 2015 |
When the preferred is not available, the available becomes preferred ! ... #masturbationnogood |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Ugojames(m): 7:25am On May 15, 2015 |
The right handed salute ![]() |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nnemuka(f): 7:36am On May 15, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 7:58am On May 15, 2015 |
no advice for female masturbators ? 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by willi926(m): 9:55am On May 15, 2015 |
dharay99:u b Muslim. |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by dharay99: 9:57am On May 15, 2015 |
willi926: nah |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by willi926(m): 10:01am On May 15, 2015 |
dharay99:y u dey type from right 2 left Na. |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by dharay99: 10:10am On May 15, 2015 |
willi926: I'm typin wid a Qur'anic keyboard ![]() |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 10:12am On May 15, 2015 |
hmmmm masturbators everywhere ![]() |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by willi926(m): 10:15am On May 15, 2015 |
dharay99:lol.okkk |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Daviewonder(m): 10:34am On May 15, 2015 |
What a load of crap!!! So masturbation is now one nice thing u can recommend a brother. The end is trully near! |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 11:06am On May 15, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:ur signature tho lwkm @buy another eyes |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by markidoo(m): 11:58am On May 15, 2015 |
The guy wit dz thread masturbates. |
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Lanretoye(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2015 |
marshalcarter:I have some marijuana in my house that i would like to smoke with you... ![]() |
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