A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He requested the pastor if he might organise a funeral provider for the dead dog.

PASTOR: No, we will’t organise a funeral for your dog in our church. but there is a church down the street, probably they're going to do it for you.
MAN: however pastor, will that church accept a donation of $1million?

The pastor shouted and asked, why didn’t you tell me the dog used to be a Christian.

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Greed