CONFESSION OF A LADY During lunch at work last
week,
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my
chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he
was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the
blindfold until he returned and went to answer the
call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting
me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my husband was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting
to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room,
I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for
another few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells
signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned
the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it
on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling
very relieved and pleased with myself. My face
must have been the picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He
asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and
I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed
the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around the
table, with hand holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do??

Guy the parents don suffer no be small

ddaammyy:
CONFESSION OF A LADY During lunch at work last
week,
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my
chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he
was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the
blindfold until he returned and went to answer the
call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting
me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so
while my husband was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting
to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room,
I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for
another few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells
signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned
the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it
on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling
very relieved and pleased with myself. My face
must have been the picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He
asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and
I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed
the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around the
table, with hand holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do??

Hehe she's welcomed to the family,since the parents could endure it!!!

If there were kids there, hence forth they would refer to her as "aunty mess mess" or "uncle's mess mess wife" nd the family in general would refer to her as "our mess mess wife" lol! She would never be able to come out of it. Lol