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The Difference Between A Worker And His/her Boss by Lawcurrent(m): 3:16pm On May 17, 2015
The Difference Between You And Your Boss are necessarily meant to be (acertained/cared) looked into and today lets see the below list, i have got to tell every member of nairaland. OK lets go!


1. When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2. When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're
overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being
rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're arse-kissing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10 When you apply for leave, you must be going for an
interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's
overworked. cheesy

work towards it and be the best you ever dreamed/desired to be.

Falconey cool
everybody cool

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