"I Will Return Stronger To Rebuild PDP" - GEJ

Dear Mr. Goodluck, do you think they will allow you to enter PDP Secretariat after May 29th? Now that you are going to be jobless, I hope you will develop a little sympathy for millions of Nigerians who are unemployed. Your problem is that you are still years away from retirement, but you can't do any job because you have served at the highest level one can achieve in the world. You can't be a businessman because you have never been one. If you make the mistake of jumping into investments people will bring to you, your stashed billions will soon be a thing of the past.

You don't have the disposition of
godfatherism; you dont even have a godson. Friends and family will desert you. You will stay days without receiving a single phone call.

When you do call people who benefited from you, former sycophants will reject your calls. Some of the guys who aided you in keeping a little something for you will disappear with the loot.

Trust European and American banks; as soon as you step down, they will begin to investigate, all in the bid to freeze accounts of looters and keep the money for themselves. If your money dey there, either you remove the money now, or you say bye bye to the money. And if GBM goes after your administration, SANs will smile to banks for an unending circle of legal cases. Boredom go do you so tai, you go turn to social media to dey relevant. Bros, it is going to be a depressing life. Not even bookwriting
and invitation to give speeches (that is, if you are invited) will cure your depression. I will advise you to get your fishing gear ready. This year, the rain will come plenty in Otuoke. I assure you, going fishing will still make your day as you won't spend much energy catching dem fish. They will be jumping around in your compound,
reminding you of when you allowed your cohorts to siphon money, money that could have been used for Otuoke's development and which would have keep them in the river.

Anyway, as you leave, may Aso Rock never have a President of your type again.

Kola Oyekan Collins writes.

Memoirs of a frustrated ill-bred youngster.

of course, aso rock will neva witness the GEJ kind of government again, and I do pray you never regret the president you vote in. self actualization is highest in maslow hierarchy of needs, Peace in Nigeria is GEJ self actualization, compare to your arrogant leaders who don't care if you die or not. Mind you there is a whole lot of job for him to do. so sit back relax and let's enjoy the free ride to the "said" promise land.

oboy na dischargin be dat oh

Some people will gladly be behind you Sir.

Lalasticlala, do d needful. classic reply to d man dat wasted our local n foreign reserve

jesse8048:
Some people will gladly be behind you Sir.

Who are those gladly behind?

Op, you don't need to write this epistle...

Your title got me laughing though..

PureWays:
Op, you don't need to write this epistle...

Your title got me laughing though..

As I write it is 21.55pm.I am sitting under as tree in my compound... no light. I pray that Jona 's generator Biz as fails woefully ,hoping. that the new government will find a solution to this Nepa wahala.

citizenY:


As I write it is 21.55pm.I am sitting under as tree in my compound... no light. I pray that Jona 's generator Biz as fails woefully ,hoping. that the new government will find a solution to this Nepa wahala.

I'm sure the new goverment will be better...

We've really suffered in the hands of GEJ and his crooks...

Bros J, we love u and all that... Please dont comeback to contest for presidency

DExplorer1:
Who are those gladly behind?

Lik me and you.