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Suuru Lere..☹ by TonyCoaL01(m): 9:02pm On May 17, 2015
Wahala done come ooooooooooo ◆Toyin's father
went to Federal Polytechnic,
Bida, in 2007, to see his daughter all the way from
Ogbomosho. She was not in
the hostel, but he saw her closest friend, Kemi.
◆Toyin's Dad: Woo Kemi, wa nibi, nibo ni ore e wa?
◆Kemi : Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: O ni Toyin lo se kini?
◆Kemi: Ani Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: Ko gbodo jebe!!!
◆Kemi: Daddy, mi o paro, Sir. Toyin ti lo Doko lati ale
ana ni, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: Haaaaa!!!!! Gbenu e soun, onisokuso.
Bawo ni Toyin ma se lo
Doko, ni gbati ko n se omo ale.
◆Kemi: Mi o paro, Sir. Toyin o sese ma lo Doko, o ma
nlo nigbati a ba wa less
busy.
Toyin's Dad: E ma gba mi ke.
(Toyin just walked in and was excited to see her dad.)
◆Toyin: Baba mi, ekasan, Sir. Maami nko? Abi o ti pe
ti e ti de?
(Toyin's Dad pounced on Toyin and beat her
mercilessly. It took several pleas
from some lecturers around to stop him from killing
her.)
Toyin's Dad: Iwo lo se iranu nigba ti o ye ko ma kawe.
◆Toyin: mio se iranu Baba mi. Mo lo Doko ni. Doko o
jina sibi yi.
(Toyin's dad was
Confused!)
Toyin: Baba mi, Doko is a small town after Bida,
Niger State. That is where I do
the Research for my Project.
◆Lecturers: Toyin's Dad, if you do not know, Prof
Jerry Gana is from Doko and
there are other 7 Professors from the village.
◆Toyin's Dad: Modaran, o ma ye ki eniyan ma ni
suuru daada ooo

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