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| Relationship Between Sex And Football by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 18, 2015 |
While we still waiting to cast our vote,let's be calm and take some minutes to see the relationship between footy and sex Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification 20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD 24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage. cc Lalasticlala |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by shakazuldadon: 3:41pm On May 18, 2015 |
No 9  |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Dotwillis1(m): 4:03pm On May 18, 2015 |
Wah 'bout a girl who bleeps several guys |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Nobody: 4:10pm On May 18, 2015 |
Dotwillis1:Utility player. |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Nobody: 5:31pm On May 18, 2015 |
| Lovely |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by falconey(m): 5:41pm On May 18, 2015 |
cool. |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Nobody: 7:02pm On May 18, 2015 |
Y babes no comment for this thread na,or una dey shame Shallaout to a queen to be Twaci Ah no campaign ooo. |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Twaci(f): 7:19pm On May 18, 2015 |
Lamispaco:  Hey you  |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 19, 2015 |
Twaci:good evening dear,been busy all day plus my phone been dead since morning.how is the voting going? |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Twaci(f): 7:42pm On May 19, 2015 |
Lamispaco:Very fine dear, turned out well. How's urs? |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Nobody: 7:45pm On May 19, 2015 |
Twaci:am doing fine, saw the results now,how many elimination rounds still to go |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by Twaci(f): 7:52pm On May 19, 2015 |
Lamispaco:Two or so dear |
| Re: Relationship Between Sex And Football by kr0ne(m): 8:02pm On May 19, 2015 |
I'd take football any time. Barca for life! |
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