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See How An Engineer Outsmarted A Lawyer...lolz by whytepawn1(m): 9:26pm On May 19, 2015 |
A Nigerian Engineer has been finding a job and couldn't get any, so he decided to open a small clinic and put a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR N200 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK N1000" A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn N1000 and goes to the clinic. ◆Lawyer: Doctor, I have lost my sense of taste. ◆Doctor (Engineer): Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth. ◆Lawyer: Ussh..... what kind of drugs is this? This is pure kerosene. ◆Doctor: Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. Oga Lawyer, give me N200. ◆Lawyer: Thinks of how to get back his N200 and goes back after a few days. Doctor, I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything. ◆Doctor: Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth. ◆Lawyer: Got angry and said kerosene again! This is the exact thing you gave me last time for restoring my taste. ◆Doctor: Congratulations once again. You have got your memory back. So give me N200. ◆Lawyer: Said how can a quack Doctor outsmart me? He thought of how to get N1000 from this so called Doctor and decided to go back a week later. Doctor, my eyesight has become very weak. ◆Doctor: Well, I don't have any medicine for eyesight, so take this N1000. ◆Lawyer: Staring at the note and said but this is N200, not N1000. ◆Doctor: Congratulations once more, your eyesight is restored. Therefore, give me my N200. |
Re: See How An Engineer Outsmarted A Lawyer...lolz by Sandydayz(f): 9:41pm On May 19, 2015 |
Cool |
Re: See How An Engineer Outsmarted A Lawyer...lolz by saintikechi(m): 10:00pm On May 19, 2015 |
Ha ha ha |
Re: See How An Engineer Outsmarted A Lawyer...lolz by yorex2011: 10:07pm On May 19, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: See How An Engineer Outsmarted A Lawyer...lolz by sammoe(m): 10:33pm On May 19, 2015 |
Lol! Seen something similar before. Cunny man die, cunny man bury am. |
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