Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm
going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I
may be in with a chance!".
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as Peter
was going out he returns and says, "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike
luck there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as
Peter was leaving again he turns back and says, "Give
me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum
is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eye contact and since she invited me for
dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner, Peter sat with his girlfriend on the
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and
starts the dinner prayer. "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner and thank you for all u've given us".
10minutes after, Peter was still praying "Thank you
Lord for your kindness. ...."
Ten minutes go by, and Peter is still praying, keeping
his head down, very close to the table. They all
looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was
even more surprised than others. She gets close to
him and whispered, "I didn't know you are so
religious". Peter with his head still on the table
replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"