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Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 21, 2015 |
Women are the best vehicles in the world because:- ---2 beautiful headlights in the front ---2 great bumpers at the back ---Self -lubricating when hot ---Finger touch ignition ---Automatic engine oil change every month ---Any type of piston fits. ---Multiple seating styles & adjustments ----Great accessories ---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill ---That's why MEN are dying to own one. Please send to the other luxurious Cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles! NB: they shouldn't have equate women with vehicles though it's sarcasm ![]() ![]() Copied |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Nobody: 9:55pm On May 21, 2015 |
Lolz hw many do u own |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Tinalex(f): 9:59pm On May 21, 2015 |
Lawd!!! Did the Op just equate women to vehicles? Well its ok sha cos i know a vehicle popped you out and possibly you have younger/elder vehicles in your family. 2 Likes |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by emperorchedda(m): 10:30pm On May 21, 2015 |
Tinalex:Yes a vehicle popped him out but does that stop you and your fellow from continue being that vehicle?? No! Deal with it 1 Like |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Nobody: 10:31pm On May 21, 2015 |
starbaron:1 |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Nobody: 10:35pm On May 21, 2015 |
Tinalex:Hey chill out! Its a joke o, No defamation intended |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by MrCork: 10:44pm On May 21, 2015 |
Eco2580: ....bro..no ofeense to yor thread but clearly, the battery in yor head gone flat..why wud u disrespect women like that?.. You looklike a test tube baby though! (no ofeense) ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by ojaydedon(m): 10:59pm On May 21, 2015 |
not fair @ op.. Hope its just fpor jokes 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Tinalex(f): 9:36am On May 22, 2015 |
emperorchedda: Dnt you ever in your miserable life refer to me as a vehicle. if all the women in your family are vehicles and your person brain has refused to process rightly......deal with it and stop spewing your stupid tongue on this forum. This is a warning- quote me again and die! 1 Like |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Tinalex(f): 9:39am On May 22, 2015 |
Eco2580: I get you but this your joke is a crazy one, pls not all women are vehicles as suggested by your "joke". Some of us actually work honestly for a living and not wait for a boyfriend to be our CBN. 1 Like |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by emperorchedda(m): 12:58pm On May 22, 2015 |
Tinalex:Is the VEHICLE done ranting?? I think you need more gas to charge you up because obviously your tank is using the reserve gas. When you need to get serviceD I know a qualified mechanic that will handle you perfectly because I don't touch worn out dilapidated, scrab VEHICLE like you. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Tinalex(f): 1:44pm On May 22, 2015 |
[quote author=emperorchedda post=33990293] Is the VEHICLE done ranting?? I think you need more gas to charge you up because obviously your tank is using the reserve gas. When you need to get serviceD I know a qualified mechanic that will handle you perfectly because I don't touch worn out dilapidated, scrab VEHICLE like you. ![]() Your brain ain't functioning right for real... who wants to touch who?. May God bless that sweet lady that dumped your sorry ass which turned you into this raving loon! |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by emperorchedda(m): 8:38pm On May 22, 2015 |
[quote author=Tinalex post=33991882][/quote] ![]() ![]() ![]() E pain am o I pity the innocent dude spending his meagre salary on a whory maggot like you. It's been nice communicating with you hoekay? |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Nobody: 1:05am On May 23, 2015 |
Tinalex:hey....
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Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by Nobody: 1:49am On May 23, 2015 |
OP U TRY BUT 4GOT TO WRITE ABOUT HOW BAD AND DISGUSTIN THEIR EXHAUST CAN BE |
Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by emperorchedda(m): 8:24pm On May 23, 2015 |
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