1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love
me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed
girls are beautiful... Hell is hot, while heaven is
beautiful... the choice is yours
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and
no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove
the ring. Is your finger
a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to the barbers shop with
your
personal clipper. What are you
preventing
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce
or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't
be you
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say
"Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors &
windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a
boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. Gt-
bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!

9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when
asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken up"
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and
blamed for every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame the government
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from
someone or share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.
12) I woke up today, someone somewhere just
took their last breath. Thank You God for
blessing me more than I deserve
13) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u
dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS
14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years
and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the
years?
15). (a)Sex won't make him love u (b). A baby
won't make him stay. If you're doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE...
16) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will
still eat your yam

17) You make his 'Dick' hard, u
carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u
shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!!
18) What shall it profit a girl to have all the
Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut
19) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for
amnesty
20) Don't act like you have it all, even rich men
beg for pen in the bank
21) No matter how big ur house
is, How recent your car is,or how
huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna
be the same size, stay humble
22) No Matter How Pretty Or
Cute your Face Might Be,yo U Will Still Be the
Food For Worms.... Set your Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever...

Ur wrong abt guy's not being single! *winkz*..

He that has ear ...

Osirimononaye:
Ur wrong abt guy's not being single! *winkz*..

thats the only error in the post.

Yeah

SOUNDKING:
thats the only error in the post.

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