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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Roon9(m): 1:44pm On May 24, 2015

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Fatdon(m): 1:44pm On May 24, 2015

trying to convert water to
petrol...

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Daniel058(m): 1:44pm On May 24, 2015

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 1:45pm On May 24, 2015

Awwww....na fuel scarcity cause am

Focal:
God punish mtn... I was the 1st on this thread oooo. Just to write comment and post it see where i am.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 1:46pm On May 24, 2015

niger deltan never even start, nigerians are already on their needs. more reason cattle rearers must co-operate with niger deltans

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 1:46pm On May 24, 2015

You go old for der

Fatdon:
trying to convert water to
petrol...

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Missmossy(f): 1:48pm On May 24, 2015

Buhahahaha very comical!

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Bonapart(m): 1:48pm On May 24, 2015

@op don't venture into things like this just to get laughs and funny comment pls....
respect the church if you can't respect the church, respect the Lord who owns the church....
My 1penny

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by emmykk(m): 1:51pm On May 24, 2015

Pavore9:
Oga Jona! Oga Jona!! Oga Jona!!! How many times l call you?

in 4days time APC will lead.all this years the fuel day you guys didnt appreciate it.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Omotayor123(f): 1:52pm On May 24, 2015

Lol.. And funny enough power holders no gree bring light.
My area dat enjoys light 12hrs a day had seen four days ago no get light.

Seems my phone will be on Vacation till May 29. Cos no fuel to put for my gen sef.

I no blame D pastor jare....

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by south7313: 1:54pm On May 24, 2015

donspero:
Lol I bet der must do light offering

Dem go soon include am for offerings....offering for fuel.... cheesy

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by generaluthman: 1:54pm On May 24, 2015

Shai theris God o0o0o, because of scarsity make I no come charge my phone continue...

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Pavore9: 1:57pm On May 24, 2015

emmykk:
in 4days time APC will lead.all this years the fuel day you guys didnt appreciate it.

He was voted in to make sure it is available to Nigerians, that is part of the job description.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by bharyur2103(m): 2:02pm On May 24, 2015

Calling 911 during a robbery attack this period?? Hell no!...Even the police #AintGotFuelForThat

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Dyt(f): 2:04pm On May 24, 2015

This is crazily hilarious
Oh my days
ROTFLMAO

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by mu2sa2: 2:07pm On May 24, 2015

To turn water to fuel is hard for naija's ubiquitous prophets who claim to have spiritual power to do and undo!

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 24, 2015

LOOOL.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Ishopbest: 2:15pm On May 24, 2015

Fuel scarcity part II

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by MizTyna(f): 2:18pm On May 24, 2015

Focal:
God punish mtn... I was the 1st on this thread oooo. Just to write comment and post it see where i am.

MTN sef dey ration fuel na

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Moana(f): 2:19pm On May 24, 2015

Stevaz01:

Did my church do the right thing and what do you think about the looming fuel scarcity in the country??

what happened to helping church members in need?

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Raemhure001(m): 2:23pm On May 24, 2015

Kai......na wa o......Members gotta give fuel offering

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by tosenbaba(m): 2:26pm On May 24, 2015

Church management

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by mystery19: 2:26pm On May 24, 2015

Pls hww do I view d pics here cos I no dey c am 4 my fone

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Skoopy(m): 2:31pm On May 24, 2015

Fake announcement letter, reasons are:-

1) letter is dated and written toady 24th which happens to be sunday.

2) members where supposed to be notified about a Change in the pattern of service which ought to have come days before today.

3) members where also warned not to come with their chargers to church, this too should have come days before today.

My submission is that, the letter is drafted by the OP just for your laughing pleasure grin

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by idithlove(f): 2:36pm On May 24, 2015

Ok nah

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by gbaskiboy: 2:36pm On May 24, 2015

RobinHez:
that church doesnt have faith ....Jesus turned water to wine

not at this instance of fuel scarcity, naija go better bro

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 2:42pm On May 24, 2015

gbaskiboy:
not at this instance of fuel scarcity, naija go better bro

yes o!

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by U2ice(m): 2:43pm On May 24, 2015

politricks:
Is there no man of God that can turn water to fuel?. O lord give me the power to turn water to fuel. If i no become billionare overnight, make i see wetin cause am.

Chai see greedy man.....Jesus no sell him own wine oo wey ur fore fore fore fore fathers drink

Well I trust God sha cos him no go ans dis ur prayer grin

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 2:43pm On May 24, 2015

Skoopy:
Fake announcement letter, reasons are:-

1) letter is dated and written toady 24th which happens to be sunday.

2) members where supposed to be notified about a Change in the pattern of service which ought to have come days before today.

3) members where also warned not to come with their chargers to church, this too should have come days before today.

My submission is that, the letter is drafted by the OP just for your laughing pleasure .

then just laugh angry

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by politricks: 2:45pm On May 24, 2015

U2ice:

Chai see greedy man.....Jesus no sell him own wine oo wey ur fore fore fore fore fathers drink

Well I trust God sha cos him no go ans dis ur prayer

My friend i no be jesus bone that thing.

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by U2ice(m): 2:49pm On May 24, 2015

politricks:
My friend i no be jesus bone that thing.

K oo....bt guy u de receive alert wen person quote u? U don sharperly reply me

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 2:50pm On May 24, 2015

Skoopy:
Fake announcement letter, reasons are:-

1) letter is dated and written toady 24th which happens to be sunday.

2) members where supposed to be notified about a Change in the pattern of service which ought to have come days before today.

3) members where also warned not to come with their chargers to church, this too should have come days before today.

My submission is that, the letter is drafted by the OP just for your laughing pleasure .

You are wrong.. It's my church

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