Akpos entered a mosque carrying a brand new
cutlass and asked:
"who is a muslim here?". The whole mosque
went as silent as d
graveyard. Akpos asked again: "how can a full
mosque have no
muslim?". No one replied. Akpos den grabbed the
nearby young man
nd goes out wit him and told him, "son come
help me kill my goat
for i dnt knw hw to do it". After the young man
had killed the goat,
he told Akpos dat he didn't know how to skin it
and
dat Akpos should go
back to the mosque to get someone else to help
him with dat. Akpos
returned to the mosque wit the cutlass dripping
wit blood. When the
IMAM saw this, he immediately shouted: "MY
BROTHERS IN CHRIST
PRAISE THE LOOORD!". the whole mosque
responded:
"Halleluyaaah!"

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